I read the entire article and in the beginning it’s a hard read, but I agree we should totally praise our AMERICAN BOYS who are staggeringly BISEXUAL. They begin to remind mr me of GREEK MEN who weren’t ashamed of sleeping with other men. valeriebosso
In Defense of American Bros
We need to support these men, our finest specimens. The ones whose asses bounce in their jock straps as they strut toward the shower in the locker room. The ones who jog shirtless through the park, the sweat cascading in rivulets into their sopping shorts. The ones who sit with their legs so wide on the subway, calling attention from all quarters to the fleshy mass in their shorts that is just dying to be sucked. These are our champions, and we really should be championing them.
I’ve certainly done my part. One night, back in college, I was driving home with my bro friend Dave, who was majoring in econ and pussy pounding. He had a bad night with one too many green Jell-O shots (green is always the worst color), and the girl he was getting handsy with had the audacity to reject him. He had made a big scene about how it didn’t bother him, how he had bigger and hotter girls, and how he gets as much ass as he could ever want. But in the car he was different. He was despondent, clearly lingering on his rejection. “You OK?” I asked. “Yeah, bra. You know, bitches,” he said. “Yeah,” I replied putting my hand on the knee of his jeans. I left it there a little too long, and when he looked at me, I didn’t know what to expect.
“Dude, will you do me a favor?” he asked. “Will you tickle my back?” He took off his white baseball cap and pulled his T-shirt over his head, his rippling muscles flexing and relaxing in astounding patterns as he bent over in the passenger’s seat. I rubbed the tips of my fingers across his smooth skin for what seemed like hours. Eventually he sat up, and I moved my hands. “Keep going,” he said, letting me cup the firm contours of his chest, the stiff prickles of his nipples, the trail of hair that lead into his jeans. I rubbed everywhere, down onto the crotch of his jeans, which was now propped up with what those “bitches” didn’t want. I let my hands rest on the button of his jeans, unsure of how to proceed, thinking as much about his own pleasure as what was happening in my own jeans. I hovered there a minute, and he sat up straight in the chair, his head back and eyes closed waiting to get what he wanted—no, what he deserved.
“What are you waiting for?” he said, remaining still.
Man, there is nothing better than fucking a bro.
As if I need an explanation to post pictures of her. I will always LOVE Hermione.
Laura Prepon or Alex Vauss either way she is sexy. If you’ve watched Orange is the new black then you know just how alluring Alex is. She’s confident and sensual which accounts for a lot in my book. Season 2 of Orange is the New Black is coming at us June 6th and I’m ready to binge.
I came a little when I watched this episode and saw that Heather Morris came back for it, but as I continued to watch I discovered Brittany came back for someone. I wonder and can only imagine how the writers will play out the possible love triangle that is Brittany, Dani, and Santana. Personally I know Dani isn’t giving Santana up without a fight, not that we’ve seen her in action, but I’d like to think that she’s fight for her love. I also want to see what Brittany’s plan of attack is. I am such a Lesbian. @ashleneva
You know I usually am able to start off one of my rants (for lack of a better word) with something good, but today isn’t one of those good days. I am upset that I have to pay a $63 dollar parking violation and I’m overall just very upset at the price. I want to kick that Meter Maids’ ass, but I have to let it go because it was my fault. So that’s the end of that.
I also found that I have not much in common with a particular music major at my school. His name is Brandon and I’ve been calling him James for 2 years now so imagine my surprise when I learned his name today!!!!! He’s a solid guy, but like most men he feels things with less emotion. He also is the only musician who doesn’t listen to music for fun. Crazy, right? We’ll be jamming together at our campus Jam Session and I’m looking forward to it. We need a younger audience because participation is very low and so is morale.
Well that’s the start of my week. Hopefully the end is as eventful in a good way.
Rainbow WEDDING CAKES.
I’m at work and I just want to stay home and be… Uggghhhh pay check to pay check living is not the dream, but neither Is being racially profiled.
These two very different women are the two people I watch faithfully on YouTube. Sure I could watch anything I pleased, but I chose these two because they are unique to me.
Arielle is anything you could want in a girl. She’s cute, funny, awkward, silly, and intelligent. Her videos are centered around gay themes. I know what you’re thinking “why do we need another gay topic to be talked about? “She just gives you perspective without shoving anything down your throat. It’s delightful.
Hart is so awesome. She’s not insecure, she wants to make people happy, she’s very comical, and she knows how to make great videos. I’m not calling them thought provoking, but if you’re looking for something that you can laugh with her about, she’s your girl.
You should check them out.
Saw this on a Tuesday and it made me think that if all my bullshit is so BIG then why did looking out at this view make me feel so small. @ashleneva
Class is extremely interesting… I am almost certain that i want to be an ADA. I will be a grunt for a significant amount of time, but it’ll be with it